Zephyrephyrus
ZEPHYREPHYRUS:
THE ALMIGHTY GOD
PRONOUNCED: ZEFFERREFFERUS
Zephyrephyrus is the almighty god, he had no father, he is the creation of himself. He had one son named "Chaos". Chaos is the highest god recorded in Greek history. Not many know of Zephyrephyrus, but he is the creator of it all. He created Odin with the skin of his hand, for he was the toughest of all gods and Zephyrephyrus' hand skin was the roughest of all things. He created Ra, with a piece of his brain tissue for Ra was the smartest. Zephyrephyrus' true son Chaos gave birth to many different gods. Yes, Zephyrephyrus is truly Greek. The Huron myth goes "A woman falls from the sky", the truth is Zephyrephyrus dropped her from the sky.
The Earth started out as a giant ball of water which was Zephyrephyrus' tear, the land of Earth is Zephyrephyrus' fore arm bone. The people were made from different materials, the african-americans were made out of strands of his hair, the cauccasion people were made of his teeth and the latino/latina race were made of eyelashes. The beasts were created by a mixture of the force of his hands coming together into an almighty clap which created thunder, and his fingernail. This combination made eagles, boars, cows, snakes, insects, elephants, flamingos, dogs, sparrows, pigs, wolves, coyotes and bears.
Clouds came to be when the Neverending Pillar (Heaven, Mount. Olympus) got below 0 degrees celsius and his breath started to appear in front of his face and slowly drifted down to Earth, as Zephyrephyrus watched it drift down to Earth, he noticed something had happened on Earth, everything was dead. He searched the Earth and found an eagle still alive, but barely, he ducked down and whispered to the eagle "What has happened here dear creation?" "Us beasts need something to feed our lungs". With one mighty blow the world was full of air, and to make sure this never happened again he planted trees and flowers to supply the world with...
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