Batty Old Fuck
I'm going to get straight to the point. The mainstream and indie communities have failed so miserably on this I can't even believe it. Just because he is a legend doesn't make him above criticism. Lord, does this thing need to be PERMANENTLY shit-canned.
Here goes. Attention Brian Wilson... I love you .. but for the love of christ STOP MAKING MUSIC. You actually expected us to swallow that sugar-coated lump of shit "Lucky Old Sun"? The music community should've dropped the collective hammer on your ass for this but you were complimented for a job well done in most mainstream media outlets (magazines,newspapers). Fuck that and fuck you Mr. Wilson for expecting me to swallow lines a 5 year old would scoff at. I mean it. I've always loved you for the childlike quality of your lyrics and music.This is just an insult to the intelligence of all of your fans. Oh yea that one thing that could've saved this ...yea you know -- some kick ass beach boys-esque arrangements.... pretty much non-existent here, folks. Theres like 1 on good kind of love and its ok. We're Barely even treading water here... so when your voice comes in like 'oh isnt this just simply amazing, children?' sayin' shit like
"How could I have got so low? I'm embarrassed to tell you so
I laid around this old place I hardly ever washed my face"
Mr. Wilson... your tone....your tone is all wrong. You talk like that again and I'll stab you in the face with a soddering iron...but alas you do...
"A freeway starts to roll. An owl hoots its last goodbye to a coyote on patrol. Each day keeps me guessin' , will you take what I'm confessin'? Will you find the heartbear in L.A.? "
First of all... FUCK LA. You pick ANY city to romanticize BUT LA. Everyone hates LA. People in LA hate LA. Hes so out of touch with modern times he then pines on about an LA that hasn't existed for decades. Bullshit nostalgia. I guess thats the point. Hes a relic talking about relics. We all want him to get back there in...
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