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The Tour Guide
(Opens with a dark creepy room and the only light is from flickering candles, this is all taking place during a thunder storm in London England)

Tour Guide- Welcome to an exhilarating tale of Me, Myself, and a few other unsuspecting victims: ug (cough) I mean tourists! Yes, yes tourists that’s what I meant! (lightning strikes) Ahh here they come now!!!!

(Set changes and goes to the tourists running in the Bloody Tower of London England)

Tourist 1- OMG!! Could it get any more like wet out there!? Uhh!! I swear if my louis vitton bag gets ruined………

Tourist 2- Don’t get your panties in a bunch, no one cares about your stupid bag!!

Tourist 1- It’s a vitton original!!!!

Tourist 3- Guys!!! Come on get a hold of yourselves!!!

(The tour guide sneaks up behind them)

Tour Guide- Hello and welcome to the Red Tower of London, England – where no one can hear your screams!!! I mean… cheerful laughter, yes laughter. Would you all like to participate in a free three-part tour starting here at the Red Tower of London??

Tourist 4- Pulls out a diagram of a timeline of when and why the name of the Red Tower was changed to the Bloody Tower of London

Tourist 4- Um it isn’t called the Red tower anymore, it’s actually called the Bloody Tower of England now

Tourist Guide- Yeah, that… well whatever! So anyways… are you interested in my proposal?

Tourist 1- I mean what ev’s, as long as there’s a gift shop
Tourist 3- There’s not a gift shop

Tour Guide- Of course there’s a gift shop!! It includes many great books and one of a kind handbags!

Tourist 4- Say no more, I’m what you would say “in”!

Tourist 3- I don’t know about this guys….

Tour Guide- Well, lets go you bumbling minuscule idiots

Tourist 1- Um… rude much?!!

(Starts tour listing facts; they reach a room with a fairy statue in the corner. Lights go off and Tourist 3 goes missing, fairy comes to life. Lights come back on!!)

Tourist 2- Um… where’s that one guy… tourist 3?
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