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The Rules of Being in a Sorority I am the sorority President of thy Executive Board, which decides who is fabulous enough to be accepted into our sisterhood family. Thou shalt have none other idols before me. Thou shalt always refer to the President of thy Executive Board as Princess. Thou shalt not ever disgrace thy sorority’s name; thou should always look presentable and resemble a plastic Barbie doll.
Thou shalt be approved for a sorority checking account. The account must contain a balance minimum of $15,000 at all times. A $2000 deductable will be taken out monthly for the profit of myself.
Thou shalt live with other sorority sisters in thy sorority house.
Thou shalt maintain a G.P.A bare minimum of